Meet Shake

Alongside Rattle will be three other characters named "Shake","Clank" and "Roll".Right now we're focusing on Shake,and here's a brief overview on him.

Shake after a mall-supply of  Cheezos

Shake is a sandy-colored tank who'd be perfect for a game of hide-and-seek in the desert.However that isn't the case since he's kinda stupid and always gives away his hiding spot(he blurts out "I'M NOT BURIED IN THE SAND!!!"),he's also known to clog the toilet when being asked to take out the bathroom garbage(he thinks that's the way to take out trash properly)and cause a gas station to explode(he yanks out the pump from the gas machine thinking the pump will be able to hold all the fuel for his friends only to set the neighborhood on fire).And don't get me started on his appetite(the picture says it all),but despite all that,he's pretty friendly and playful(if he hasn't stuffed his engine with Big Macs,that is)and would love to join a game of Tag or some silly little prank calls.

His hobbies are eating(I'm sure you picked that up already,but who cares),Target Practice,Tag,board games(Usually when someone wants to start mentioned board games),video games(Give him a game and he'll play it no matter what,even if it's the quality of Superman 64 or E.T.),watching TV and pulling pranks with his crush,Clank.

His dislikes are vegetables(Guess he'll never grow up),Boohbah and Teletubbies(Those shows give him nightmares),having to get out of bed early,thunder,Rebecca Black(He surprisingly has a good taste in music for being a little dumb),getting stomachaches(Which is rather common since he eats a lot and sometimes forgets when he should stop),and the color pink.

What do you think of Shake,is he a good character or a bad one,and if he is a bad character,what are some improvements I can add to him?

This is Rattle,signing out.

Panzas

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So School is cancelled in my area.

This actually happened today.

I was sleeping in my room,being a lazy piece of crap and refusing to drag myself out of bed and get ready for school(mom usually knocks on my door to let me know,sometimes I tune her out) until I couldn't stand the blinding glare of the sun.

Anyone relate?

I put on my clothes,brushed my teeth, and waited for mom to make breakfast.Then my little sister walked up to me saying "There's no school!".I thought she was kidding at first so I went upstairs to dad(who was also refusing to drag himself out of bed)to ask if there really wasn't any school,and he said it was cancelled due to all the rain(there was a big thunderstorm last night).I asked mom about it and she said the same thing dad did(We don't have school today,so I guess it's a 3-day weekend).

I'd like some feedback on my writing,feel free to tell me if the sentence structure's a little off and how I can improve,I'd also love for you to offer me suggestions on how I can make the design of my blog look more professional.See you next time.

P.S.:I got a Blue Yeti microphone a couple days ago and here's the link to a video of me testing it out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-NQBMbE3ys .

Hi,everyone!

This is my first time setting up a website,not that much though,I'm just learning.

Why did I set this up?

I wanted to look for ways to spread myself on Youtube(and some other websites) and show my work to others and hear what they think,like I said,I'm new to Blogger and video creating so I'd LOVE some feedback!

Why use this crappy application to show what you've been up to,isn't there Youtube's monetization system?

Here's the problem,to be eligible for monetization,I need 1000 subscribers and 4000 hours of watch time(I'm NOWHERE near that)and because Youtube is run by downright A-holes that don't give a turd about small content creators,I need to rely on everything I can get my hands on to reach that amount of subscribers and watch time hours.

Like my gif?

Content creators don't JUST have to worry about subscribers and watch time,they have to worry about being family-friendly(that I can handle unless you don't like uses of "crap" and "piss") and "reused" content[Many Youtubers have been "demonized"(misspelled intentionally) for this and the messages are clearly automated so they don't tell them when they *cough*"reuse" content].

What should I expect to see in this blog?

Meh just some new videos,comics,things I've been up to outside of Youtube/Blogger,and the occasional turdpost.Anyway that's all for now,hope to see you again soon😺!